Friday, 16 November 2012

The Mission Statement

Haikus are great
They're by far the best form of
Communication.

You can say a lot
In seventeen syllables
And I intend to.

Ever wanted to
See important things discussed
In small, silly poems?

Well, you are in luck!
This blog talks news, sport, film, music...
And all in Haiku.

(Second line in that
last verse had eight syllables
But fuck it, I'm tired.)

Don't like haikus? Then
please shush. The rest of us can
Sit back and enjoy.

Together, we'll laugh, cry
Shout, shake our fists in anger
And improve the world. (Through haiku. This addendum doesn't count as part of the syllable count by the way. SHUT UP IT IS MY BLOG AND WHAT I SAY GOES)

So bookmark the blog
Make sure to spread the word, and
join the Haikuvement.

(Oh, and by the way,
Haikuvement = a play on words
Haiku joined with movement.)

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